About This Game Mad Arkanoid is a classic and popular game on the Mad world. Fascinating and dynamic gameplay. You control the skateboard on the screen. You need to break all the blocks and hit the ball with a skateboard. The main feature of the game are all kinds of bonuses that affect the gameplay. Note that you will be hindered by a flying elephant, a bum and many others. You need to be neat and sharp, then you can conquer the world of Mad Arkanoid. 1075eedd30 Title: Mad ArkanoidGenre: Action, Casual, SportsRelease Date: 3 Aug, 2017 Mad Arkanoid Download For Windows mad arkanoid steam. mad arkanoid Wow, how is this garbage is mostly positive???????JustLOOKhttp:\/\/steamcommunity.com\/sharedfiles\/filedetails\/?id=1204942160Yes this is a tablet controls, and yes this game is an example of a very basic Arkanoid, spammed with random pictures as textures.. My summary in 4 sentences:Don't let the trailer fool you,the game is far less dynamic.The game is worse than some mobile equivalents of the idea.There are a few levels,a bit hard at times,but easy achievments if you are into that.Don't buy and expect something good.. Terrible, but better than H1Z1.. My summary in 4 sentences:Don't let the trailer fool you,the game is far less dynamic.The game is worse than some mobile equivalents of the idea.There are a few levels,a bit hard at times,but easy achievments if you are into that.Don't buy and expect something good.. Feels like something I played on the C64 back in the day. This is just awful.. Cheap Russian clone of the famous Arcanoid. From gopniks to gopniks. It looks like shareware game for Windows 95, it includes Russia-based backgrounds and it's dull as hell. There are 30 levels, which is pretty much enough, but all of those levels are so poor that they aren't fun at all. In other words, Mad Arkanoid is yet another \u201cjust for quick money\u201d game from infamous Russian indie devs.Personally, I love Breakout and its clones. But this one... Unlike real games in this genre, the only special thing about it is that it comes with stupid Russian backgrounds and \u201chumor\u201d. And it's really sad. Back in the days, we used to have a lot of awesome Breakout clones. For example, I'm still playing 1995 DOS game called Bolo. For some reasons it has a very special place in my heart. But now, more than 20 years later, we came to this.Even during its early years Russian game market was way better than this. At least, they tried back then. We had games like Vangers, which weren't the best games out there, but still were all about imagination. People tried to make something new and unique. Now it's like this. Take good old Breakout, make a quick clone of it in like two days, add gopniks-oriented humor and Moscow metro as a background. Done. I score this game 9 bottles of vodka out of 10. -1 bottle because there's no Kalinka song and balalaika in soundtrack.. More like BAD Arkanoid *snort* *giggle* *fart*Ok, let's start with the fact that i got a coupon for 90% off to buy this game which did not take effect and I wasn't paying attention so I paid full price for this...game. So here we are. This is Arkanoid but its mad and full of urban gangsta flava. You could tell by the spray paint for the title and by the fact that you've just been robbed. Let's begin with the basics:Your paddle is a skateboard and you shoot this wobbling blue gonad at various boxes. The boxes range from slippers, a stick, a picture of Lucinda the crack \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665, and a steel pipe(also known in the New York barrio as a Puerto Rican credit card), and a long metal beam. Most boxes need to be struck once to be destroyed. The metal beam is indestructible, the metal pipe requires 3 strikes, and Lucinda, like all crack \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665s, needs to be hit twice before she leaves you alone. As you destroy blocks, power-ups appear. They greatly help you to complete the game easier. They range from a protective barrier so you don't lose your gonad, to a lengthened skateboard. If you've played Arkanoid before you should know what to expect in the power-ups department as they are esentially similar.The Positives: ( I have to do this doctor's orders )There are various levels to play through with increasing difficulties. If you are an achievement \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665, then lucky you because you get an achievement for pressing start...so yeah.The Negatives:I get it, this game isn't supposed to be taken seriously but it doesn't excuse the sloppy execution. First of all, physics...\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 it all. The gonad goes wherever it wants to. You may even try Arkanoid tactics to aim the descent of the gonad to the utmost tip to manipulate where it goes but it doesn't matter. Even while it is in motion the gonad will randomly just jerk to any random direction. Sometimes it will riccochet off of nothing. There have been times that I should've lost and the gonad bounced off the nothing and the gameplay resumed. The little obstacles that fly in like the elephants, the bum, the buyers remorse, sometimes it causes the game to stutter and crash. Its like playing a game of snake and the moment you eat your first apple your phone explodes. When I installed the game a desktop icon didn't even appear even though I requested it. I'm not blaming the game; I think my computer knew that this was an\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665turkey and rebelled against it. The music...I'm sure that there is some person that'll enjoy this drug induced nightmare and sadly it is the only properly functioned feature of the whole game. UNfortuately, for me, it was okay at best and completely forgettable at worst.Have you ever played Bloody Boobs? Its exactly what you think it is and it costs a dollar. Its a crappy game trying to sell cheap sex appeal and thrilling gameplay that rivals trying to pick your underwear from the floor with your toes. While that game has been bashed to\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 I letigitmately have had a few hours of fun with the game getting drunk with friend, laughing, playing with the\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665and trying to play that anal uppercut of a game. THIS game, on the other hand gave me no such joy AT ALL. I am not getting a refund for this game because I'm Catholic and when we \u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665 up, by religious law, we need to be punished. Having this game on my bank statement is my forty lashes. The only people this game could possibly be catering to are massochistic people looking for a good time and even then I would advise against it. Just slice your inner thighs a few times like a normal social media user and call it a night.* P.S. - I just noticed that this game supports English and Russian. Wow. First we draw pron of their mascot and now this! If they weren't\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665\u2665off at us before, they will be now.*P.P.S - Just throwing this out there...I played the game to absolute completion meaning I earned ALL the achievements. Compare your life to mine and writhe in envy.. Worst arkanoid i have ever played. This genre has me remembering I used to love these video games where all I did was hit a ball around on screen, and this game brings me right back to those days of Ants! on a computer that was just a keyboard, and a slot to plug a game into. I had controllers to play all my games. The computer had a cable to play on a very old 90's tube television. I miss that computer.. arkanoid was perhaps the first video game i played on a computer, not on dendy - and now, decades after, i play arkanoid again :)developers has definitely added a lot of fantasy to this game - though its a simple old good arkanoid you play with an egg, that flies differently from a usual ball; you can have two or even three eggs if you catch a falling block with hen, you can shoot with toilet paper, and much more.
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